高卢英雄历险记 之 阿斯泰利克斯与奥贝里克斯在不列颠 （高卢英雄拯救英格兰） ASTERIX & OBELIX IN BRITAIN
我们历经磨练 We've been through hard times.
我们怀有希望，却又失去信心 We've often believed, and then had to unbelieve.
你也那么想？ Can you say that?
但是，今天 But today,
我们回到平稳的船上 we're on an even keel.
相信我，我们会讨回先前的损失 Believe me, we're going to recover our losses!
右舷发现战船！ Ship to starboard!
瞄准，冲啊！ Up and at 'em!
我跟你们怎么说的？ What did I tell you?
开过来，宝贝儿 Over here, my dears.
怎么... What the...
各就各位 At your stations!
扬帆！划桨！ Raise the sails! Get your oars out!
赶紧 Hurry!
来不及了 Too late.
瞄准，冲啊！ Up and at 'em!
谁来给我说说，这是怎么回事？ Can anyone tell me what that was?
我的朋友，此等雄伟军队 This my friends, this majestic sight,
是有史以来最强大的军队 is the most powerful army that's ever existed.
它将罗马的威名 It carries Rome's name
远扬至世界尽头 to the frontiers of the known world.
军队的 At its head
领袖 is one man.
是至高无上的统治者 A supreme leader.
是征服赫尔维希亚（瑞士） A warrior who conquered Helvetia,
驱走日耳曼（德国）人，制服高卢（法国）人的勇士 drove back the Germans, crushed the Gauls,
现在，将要征服一座名为 and who will now conquer an island
不列颠尼亚（大不列颠）的岛屿 called Britannia.
不列颠！ Britain!
我的朋友们，征服不列颠 This conquest, my friends,
不仅仅是凯撒王冠上的又一个丰功伟绩 is not merely one more laurel in Caesar's crown.
征服大不列颠 This conquest
更是罗马人赐予不列颠人的礼物 is the gift of the Roman people to Britain's natives.
居住在愚昧之地的野蛮人 A barbarian people who dwell in ignorance,
将遭受到西方文明的洗礼 to whom we will bring the benefits of Western civilisation.
天啊，场面真惊人啊 By golly, this is a jolly rum thing, eh what?
我说，当然啦，老朋友 I say, rather, old fruit.
不列颠，居住着一群神秘的人 Britain is inhabited by a mysterious people
他们的风俗稀奇古怪 who have one very curious custom:
一到下午五点，一切嘎然而止 at five in the afternoon, everything comes to a halt.
用力！用力！ Push! Push!
等一下 Hold on.
凯撒，他们为什么这么做？ Why do they do this, O Caesar?
为了喝上一杯热水 To drink hot Water.
热水？ Hot water?
他们最爱的饮料 Their favourite beverage.
来杯热水？ A cup of hot water?
乐意之极，请再加些牛奶 Gladly. With a cloud of milk, please.
下午五点整 We shall attack the Britons
是对不列颠人发动攻击的绝佳时机 every day at five o'clock on the dot.
我向大家保证，这将是我们得手最快的一场胜利之战 I promise you, this will be our quickest victory ever!
我说，我们是不是该敲响警钟 I say, we should sound the alarm.
用跑的不是更快吗？ Wouldn't it be preferable to run?
那当然，但是一位绅士要讲究步伐 Of course. But a gentleman never runs.
位置不对 No, not there.
还是不对 Not there either.
对了 Perfect.
打扫干净 Clear this away, please.
派人去请卓力托拉克斯爵士 And send for Sir Jolitorax.
遵命，女王陛下 Yes, Your Majesty.
凯撒先生用卑鄙的手段 With his underhanded methods,
我方兵败如山倒 Mr. Caesar has almost annihilated our army.
注意言辞，孩子 Behave, children.
但是幸存下来的自由人聚集在此，我们应当战斗到最后一刻 But every remaining free man is here now and we shall battle to the end.
卓力托拉克斯，我怀疑 All the same, Jolitorax, I wonder
我们是否能一直抵挡住罗马军团的袭击 if we can hold out against the Roman legions forever.
有个村庄能办到 One village has managed this feat.
所言不假？ Really?
不假 据说，村民喝了一种赋予人神力的魔法药水 Yes. They say its inhabitants have held out
成功地抵挡住了罗马军团的袭击 thanks to a magic potion that makes them invincible.
若是女王陛下下令 If Her Majesty allows,
我必动身前往，当面恳请他们相助 I shall go and ask them for help in person.
真是个非常好的主意，卓力托拉克斯 That's a jolly good idea, Jolitorax.
这座不同寻常的村庄在哪里？ Where is this remarkable village?
说啊 Well?
高卢，女王陛下 In Gaul, Your Majesty.
你打算到高卢寻求援军？ You want to seek help from the Gauls?
被侵略 Mightn't it be preferable
更像是上策 to be invaded?
还是找高卢人吧 Ok for the Gauls.
一路顺风，卓力托拉克斯 Jolly good luck, Jolitorax. And all that sort of thing.
古杜利克斯 Goudurix...
起床了 It's time to wake up.
- 来吗？ - 来什么？ - Should we start? - Start what?
- 扇他 - 奥比里克斯 - Bashing him around. - Obelix...
村长阿卜哈哈古西克斯把他的侄儿古杜利克斯托付给我们 Our leader Abraracourcix entrusted us with his nephew Goudurix.
训练他成为男子汉 To make a man out of him!
如果我们不给他来一下，他根本不可能成为男子汉 It won't happen if we don't bash him.
奥比里克斯，老式方法不是我们的风格 Obelix, those old-fashioned methods aren't for us.
耐心 循循善诱 Patience, psychology,
言辞温和，这才是我们要采用的方法 and a gentle guiding hand. That's our method.
毛头小伙子才能蜕变成有责任心的，让我们骄傲的男子汉 The lad will blossom into a responsible man we can be proud of.
- 扇还是不扇？ - 不 - So do we bash him or not? - No.
古杜利克斯，在乡下通常都起得早 Goudurix, we wake up early in the country.
在卢泰西亚，这个点我才上床睡觉 （卢泰西亚：前罗马时代与罗马高卢时代的城镇） In Lutetia this is when I go to bed.
滚开，乡巴佬，我不会离开这张床的 So get lost, bumpkins, I won't move from this bed.
奥比里克斯 Obelix...
干嘛？好话也说了 What? I used psychology.
我也没有扇的他嗷嗷叫唤 I didn't bash him around.
他不想挪屁股，我挪床 He didn't want to move? The bed moved.
- 两个疯子 - 我们不是 - You guys are crazy! - It isn't fun for us.
都是为你着想，我们出发吧 It's for your own good. Let's go.
我要先换衣服，整理发型 I've got to get dressed and do my hair first.
古杜利克斯，都两小时了 Goudurix, you've been in there for two hours!
继续说好话？ Should I use some more psychology?
快点 Come on.
发型还是老样子 Your hair's just the same.
不 头发还没弄 No way. Before it wasn't done.
这是造型前的LOOK This is the "undone done" look.
造型狠花功夫 It takes a lot of work.
好了，我们去森林 Ok, let's go to the forest.
第一课：如何鞭打罗马人 Exercise No. 1: "How to whip Romans."
有意见？ What?
弱者才使用暴力 Violence is for the weak.
你说什么？ What did you say?
抱歉，阿斯泰利克斯，没忍住 Sorry, Asterix, I lost control.
人之常情 It's only human.
至少发型没乱 And at least it didn't mess up your hair!
- 你们疯了吗？ - 没有 - You guys are crazy! - No.
来吧，跟我们来 Come on, follow us.
运气真好，发现了一只巡逻队 With a little luck, We'll find a patrol.
留下的罗马人不多，大多数去了不列颠 There aren't many Romans left, they're all in Britain...
他人呢？ Where'd he go?
我家在卢泰西亚 I'm lucky to live in Lutetia.
为了换换口味，所以才来到乡下暂住 But I needed a change of scenery so I came to the country.
对我的歌曲创作有好处 I think it'll help my songwriting.
我是吟游诗人，你刚刚赋予了我灵感 I'm a bard. Hey, you just gave me an idea!
真的？ Really?
为你建一座石棚，爱情在棚里滋长 I'll build ye a dolmen Where love will reign
心被爱情占满，你是我的皇后 Where love is everything And you'll be my queen...
真美 How pretty!
你给的灵感 That's because you inspired it.
恕我直言，你来乡下的目的不是泡妞 Excuse me, you're not here to court pretty girls
是为了修炼自己 but to become a man.
我说，傻瓜们 Hey, morons,
真正的男人不一定是傻里傻气的蛮子 a man isn't necessarily a thick-headed brute.
真正的男人，感情细腻，善于直抒爱意 A man can be someone sensitive who can say "I love you",
不害怕哭鼻子 who's not afraid to cry.
千真万确 Oh, how true!
乡巴佬们，发发善心，滚吧 So if you'd kindly blow off, peasants.
不，我来 No, let me.
我肯定来对了地方 I say. I believe I've found the right place.
亲爱的不列颠朋友千里迢迢远道而来 You've travelled far, British friend.
想来点什么？野猪肉？啤酒？ What can I offer you? Wild boar? A beer?
请给我一杯热水 A cup of hot water, please.
就这样？ Is that all?
再加点牛奶，不胜感激 With a cloud of milk. Thank you.
阿斯泰利克斯 奥比里克斯 Asterix, Obelix,
来见见卓力托拉克斯，他从不列颠来 meet Jolitorax. He's just arrived from Britain
寻求我们帮助以对抗罗马的侵略 to seek our help against the Roman invader.
哈啰，来握（摇）我的手 Hullo. Please, shake me by the hand.
- 奥比里克斯 - 奥比里克斯，注意你的行为 - Obelix! - Obelix, behave!
- 他叫我摇他 - 他是不列颠人，说话和我们不太一样 - He said to shake him. - He's a Brit. They talk different.
你还好吗？ Are you ok?
真厉害 Jolly good show.
好大的力气，我猜是喝了魔法药水的缘故吧？ What strength! I suppose it's the magic potion?
奥比里克斯小时候掉到药水锅里 Obelix fell in it as a baby.
就那一次 Not again...
我 I
具备了那样的神力，我们就能轻轻松松打败罗马人，哦哇 with that strength, we'd easily beat the Romans, eh what!
- 你为什么老说“哇”？ - 说什么哇？ - Why do you keep saying "what"? - Say what's what?
我请祭司帕诺万能克斯 I asked Panoramix
准备一些魔法药水 to prepare some magic potion.
那可是一大桶 That's a lot of potion.
正是你和奥比里克斯护送他的原因 That is why you and Obelix will escort him.
不能落入敌人之手 It mustn't fall into enemy hands.
我们要去不列颠了！ We're going to Britain!
不列颠有很多素未谋面的罗马人，而且，老实说 There'll be brand new Romans. And to be honest,
我一点也不挂念你的侄儿 I won't miss your nephew.
古杜利克斯和我们一起去 Goudurix is coming with us.
还有一意吠克斯，太挤了 With Idefix, there won't be room!
这是他实战的大好机会 It's the opportunity to perfect his education.
不 No...
村长？ Chief?
他没答应 He said no.
说你个子太小了 He says you're too little.
路途太远，没位置了 It's too far and there's no room.
他宁可我们带上那个傻瓜 He'd rather we take that imbecile...
我们去去就回 We'll be back soon.
把木桶送过去 “嘿罗”“再见”，说完我们就回来 We give them the barrel: hello, goodbye. And that's it.
你不会错过太多好戏 You won't miss much.
有很多罗马人在不列颠 Yes, there'll be lots of Romans.
但是，你知道 But you know,
罗马人就像牡蛎，恶心巴拉的 Romans are like oysters, too many make you sick.
乖狗狗 Be good.
好好看家 Watch over the house.
就靠你了 I'm counting on you.
这可不是我参军的目的 I didn't join the legion for this.
我加入罗马军团，不是为了整天抓捕臭烘烘的偷渡客 I joined to serve Rome, not arrest illegal alienus all day long.
凯撒说过，为了帝国的稳固，必须有效控制移民数量 Caesar said: for the empire's stability, migratory flows must be controlled.
此话怎讲？ And what does that mean?
意思是说... It means, uh...
命令就是命令，必须服从 Look, orders are orders. Don't argue.
逮了个正着 Caught red-handed!
什么？高卢人当然可以到海边 What? Gauls can go to the beach.
我闻到有非法入境的外国人 我们去盘问他们 I smell illegal alienus. Let's check their ID.
- 我不去 - 为什么？ - Count me out. - What?
关于高卢人的谣言 It's a bum rap.
罗马是我家，建设靠大家 你也有责任 To each his own sense of duty. It's your conscience.
罗马军团，边境管制！快出示文件 Roman legion, border control! Show me your papyrus.
给 Here.
- 这是旧式的 - 是吗？ - That's the old model. - Oh yeah?
新式的是刻在石头上的 The new ones are stone.
无法伪造 现在假文件太多 Impossible to forge. There're too many fakes.
桶里装的是什么？ What's in the barrel?
罗马人的毛病就是太热心 The problem with Romans is that they're overeager.
说我？ Talking about me?
卓力托拉克斯，你来试试魔法药水的威力 Jolitorax, it's time you tested the potion.
那是什么？ What's that?
请稍等 One second, please.
我可能没有责任心，但是性命攸关时... I may lack a sense of duty, but when it comes to survival...
- 哑巴了？ - 局面僵持 - Well? - They're holding out.
朱庇特神在上！ BY Jupiter!
我的人居然有办不到的事！ My sapiens has its limits!
你说你的耐心？ You mean your patience?
我的人，智囊团 你不会拉丁语？ No, my sapiens. Wisdom. Don't you speak Latin?
我要请求元老院派增援部队 I'm asking the Senate for reinforcements.
报告，凯撒！ Ave, Caesar!
元老院代表团请求会见 A delegation of senators is requesting an audience.
好极了！正说着元老院，元老院就来了 Extraordinary! I think of the Senate and the Senate comes to me.
承蒙诸神厚爱！带他们进来！ I'm popular with the gods! Show them in
准备一个小小的祭神仪式，他们喜欢 and prepare a little orgy. They'll like that.
欢迎！ Ave,
尊敬的元老们 honourable members of the Senate.
蓬荜生辉 It is a privilege...
你好，凯撒 Ave, Caesar.
我是元老卢修斯.冯纽斯 Senator Lucius Fouinus.
元老会委托我们审计账目 The Senate commissioned us to audit your accounts.
审计什么？ To do what?
查你的帐，是拉丁语，意思是... Audit your accounts. It's Latin. It means...
我懂拉丁语 I know what it means!
我已经查看了你的账本，账目不是很清楚 I've looked at your books. They're not very clear.
是吗？ Oh really?
比如 For example...
花费20,000塞斯特斯（古代罗马的货币名） This expense of 20,000 sesterces
往返于 for a round-trip journey
亚历山大港和伦狄尼姆之间，搭乘大型海船 （亚历山大港：埃及港口。伦狄尼姆：罗马殖民地，现今的伦敦） - Alexandria-Londinium -by private galley.
克利欧佩特拉 周末过来玩 （克利欧佩特拉：埃及艳后，参见《埃及女王的任务》） Cleopatra came for the weekend.
克利欧佩特拉不能搭乘普通船只？ Can't Cleopatra take a regular boat?
她可是埃及女王 She is the Queen of Egypt.
那为什么不能由埃及付账？ Then why doesn't Egypt pay?
我和我的手下会调查此事 My men and I will examine this.
希望没人从中作梗 I hope no one will try to influence us.
做梦也不敢 I wouldn't dream of it.
祭神仪式准备好了 The Senators' orgy is ready.
要叫些舞女吗？ Should I call the girls?
增援部队呢？ What about our reinforcements?
请原谅，伟大的恺撒大帝，我有个主意 Forgive me, O Great Caesar, but I might have an idea.
我正听着 I'm listening.
何不用我们的秘密金库里的钱雇佣雇佣兵 Why not use our secret funds to hire mercenaries
为我们代劳？ to do our dirty work?
假如有秘密小金库的话 Supposing such "secret funds" existed...
雇佣谁？ Who do you have in mind?
邪恶的野蛮人，凯撒 The worst barbarians of all, Caesar.
诺曼底人（维京人） The Normans.
居住在北方的可怕野蛮人 A fearsome people from the North
那里的雪终年不化，每年当中有6个月见不到阳光 where the snow never melts and it's dark for six months.
他们是残暴的战士，用敌人的头盖骨盛酒喝 These merciless warriors who drink from their enemies' skulls
他们的优点是 have one particularity...
无所畏惧 they do not know fear!
你的名字？ What's your name?
梅格克修斯，高贵的凯撒大帝，为陛下服务是我的荣幸 Megacursus, O Noble Caesar, to honour and serve you.
梅格克修斯，找到并雇用这些诺曼底人 Well, Megacursus, go find the Normans and hire them.
如果完成了任务 If you succeed in this mission,
我会奖赏你数不尽的财宝 you'll be a rich man.
我们去狂欢 And now let's enjoy that orgy.
- 浪费可耻 - 我也来？ - I despise waste. - Me too?
不了，你将得到一个欢宴篮 No. You'll get an orgy-basket for your trip.
你为什么 Why did you
抛弃我 desert me
为什么遗弃我 Why did you abandon me
为什么丢弃我 Why did you ditch me...
我知道为什么 I understand why.
为什么分手 Why is it all over
为什么离开我 Why did you leave me...
你的歌让我头疼 You're giving me a headache.
- 我在表达情绪 - 我想表达暴力！ - I'm expressing myself. - I'll express a bashing!
奥比里克斯 ，耐心点，以德服人 Obelix, patience and psychology.
古杜利克斯，你想成为什么样的人？ Goudurix, what do you want to be?
吟游诗人 I want to be a bard.
但是我爸爸要我成为一名德鲁伊教士 （德鲁伊：高级的凯尔特人祭伺、法师或预言者） But the old man wants me to be a druid.
德鲁伊是个迷人的职业 Druid is a fascinating profession.
是啊，上60年的学，免了，谢谢 Yeah right, 60 years of schooling. No thanks.
不列颠人什么样？ What's a British hunk?
观光客模样 A tourist!
没有针对你 Don't take it personally.
在高卢，我们称不列颠人是 It's because in Gaul we say that the Brits are kind of...
我是说，你不是那么的 I mean, you're not very...
你呢？不列颠人眼中的高卢人什么样？ What about you? How do the Britons see us?
说你们傲慢自大 I say. We find you arrogant,
说话粗俗，好色淫荡 loudmouthed, lecherous,
懦弱胆小，毫无教养 cowardly, uncultivated...
肮脏邋遢（卑鄙下流） and dirty.
你为什么背弃我 Why did you forsake me...
咩咩的，叫的像只小羔羊一样， 你不会成为男子汉的 Stop bleating like a lamb, you'll never become a man.
你认为什么是男子汉？ What's a man in your book?
像你们一样，和一只狗生活在一起？ Two guys like you who live together with a little dog?
我要宰了他 I'll kill him.
我们答应过村长，把他健康平安地带回家 We promised the chief we'd bring him back safe and sound.
坐好 Calm down.
在不列颠，两个大男人生活在一起很常见（大英腐国） In Britain, two men living together is quite common.
不是你说的那样 That's not the same thing.
我想，其中有点误会 I think there's a little misunderstanding.
我们没有生活在一起，我们分享房舍 We don't live together, we share lodgings.
不如说我们是室友 It's more like we're roommates.
一起工作的工友 It's like co-workers who have the same hours.
互惠互利 It's a question of practicality.
我永远也不会离开你 I never Would've left you
永远也不会远走高飞 I never would've gone...
愿主保佑，奥比里克斯 Bless you, Obelix.
不是我 It wasn't me.
抱歉 Sorry.
很抱歉登上了你们的小船，高贵的旅行者 I'm sorry to impose my presence on you in your jolly-boat, noble travellers.
但是我必须达到不列颠 But I must reach Britain
普通的航线不欢迎我这样的非法移民 and regular boat lines don't like illegal alienus like me.
我说，他很有眼光，额哇 I say, he is original, eh what?
别担心 Don't worry,
上岸后，我会离开的，不会给你们添麻烦 when we land, I'll depart and bother you no more.
你不麻烦 You're no bother.
但是，为什么不列颠人，...先生? But why Britain, mister...?
彭迪皮斯，我叫彭迪皮斯 Pindepis. My name is Pindepis.
我来自恒河流域一个贫穷又遥远的国家 I come from a poor, distant land in the Ganges Valley.
据说，在不列颠能发财，于是我决定碰碰运气 They say you can get rich in Britain, so I decided to try my luck.
那是什么？ What's that?
老家带来的，是很常见的植物 A plant from back home. It grows all over.
带着它，就不那么觉得孤单了 I feel less lonely with it.
请别把我扔下船 So please don't throw me overboard.
我不会游泳 I can't swim!
我饿了 I'm hungry.
我也是 Me too.
信送到了 I say, I believe we have a message.
女王陛下，卓力托拉克斯的信 Your Majesty, a message from Jolitorax.
上面说什么？ What does he say?
女王陛下，很荣幸告诉您 "Your Majesty, I have the pleasure of informing you
木桶已经到达不列颠国土 that the barrel has reached British soil."
您忠心的，卓力托拉克斯 "Faithfully yours, Jolitorax."
好消息，对吗，亲爱的？ Excellent news. Isn't it, dears?
徒步旅行可不是我的长项 Hey dudes, hiking isn't my thing.
- 如果你想成为男子汉... - 拉倒吧 - If you want to become a man... - Drop it.
哇呜~ 一个宁静和平的地方，我们去找点东西吃 I say. A calm and peaceful spot to have a bite to eat.
但愿他们有野猪肉 I hope they have wild boar.
快活野猪客栈 JOLLY BOAR INN
嘿罗 Hullo.
哈罗 Hullo.
要晚餐吗？ Would you like supper?
是的，当然啦 我们要四份野猪肉 Yes, rather. We'd like four orders of boar.
好的，这边请 Of course. Go sit over there.
哈罗 Hullo.
那就是他们的野猪肉？ Is that their boar?
没有一点值得欢乐的 Doesn't look jolly to me.
不列颠式佳肴 It's a British delicacy:
薄荷酱炖野猪肉 boiled boar with mint sauce.
太美味了 Delicious.
可是，为什么闻起来是鱼的味道？ Why does it smell like fish?
那是因为猪肉是和着鱼肝一起煮的 Because we always boil it with cod liver.
否则，就不香 Otherwise it would have no taste.
倒霉的野猪 Poor beast.
你好 Ave.
我们在找非法登陆的 We're looking for Gauls
高卢人 who disembarked illegally.
姓名？职业？住址？ Ave. Last name, first name, profession and place of residence.
你好 But of course.
我们是不列颠商人，正在做商务旅行 We're British merchants on a business trip.
我是卓力托拉克斯，这位是阿斯泰利克斯 My name is Jolitorax, and this is Asterax.
嘿罗 Hullo.
奥比里克斯 Obelax...
- 嘿罗 - 是“哈罗” - Hello. - No. "Hullo".
- 嘿罗 - 等一下，“哈罗” - Hello. - One second. "Hullo".
“哈罗” No, "hullo".
发短音--哈 It's a short "u".
哈罗 Hullo.
对了 That's it.
我的侄子，痛-在-斧子-里（他本想说Pindepis） And my nephew... Pain-in-the-ax.
可怜的孩子，他是个哑巴 The poor boy is mute.
士兵们！搜查客栈！ Soldiers! Search the inn!
好好享受你们的美餐，不列颠人 Enjoy your meal, Britons.
真不明白，你们怎么咽的下那玩意 I don't know how you can eat that stuff...
不列颠佬 You Britons.
安全，长官 Nothing to report, sir.
晚安，先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
旅途愉快 Have a good journey.
图塔蒂斯神啊！ （凯尔特神，部落保护神，受到古代高卢人英国人的崇拜） By Toutatis!
以罗马的名义 In the name of Rome,
投降吧，高卢人 surrender, Gauls!
好极了！爱找事儿高卢人 Bravo! Good job blending in.
不是我的错 It's not my fault.
鱼肝野猪肉不是道人吃的菜 Wild boar with cod liver is inhuman.
你说对了，不是你的错 You're right, it's not your fault.
过去不是，将来也不是 It never has been and probably never will.
你是在示好吗？ Are you trying to be nice?
你知道吗？ You know what?
就算有你在，我也觉得孤独 Even when you're around, I feel lonely.
智力严重受损 I'm intellectually undernourished.
好了，我们和好吧 Come on, we get on.
不，我一直在容忍你 No. I put up with you.
我为你这个会走路的天灾人祸 奥比里克斯 I knock myself out for a walking calamity, a curse,
尽心尽力 a natural disaster named Obelix.
我得到什么回报？ And what do I get?
什么都没有 Nothing.
我做出巨大的牺牲，没有回报 你瞧，我受够了 I sacrifice myself for nothing. So you see, I'm fed up.
说实话 Frankly,
“两个和一只小狗生活在一起的男人”指的不是我 "two guys who live together with a little dog" isn't for me.
你对一意吠克斯有什么不满？ What've you got against Idefix?
我要和别人约会 I need to meet someone.
谁？ Who?
天知道！但是你紧紧粘着我，谁也约不了 Who knows! But it'll never happen with you clinging to me.
他怎么了？ What's his problem?
他要和人约会，他不知道约谁 He has to meet someone but he doesn't know who.
脾气暴躁的家伙 So of course he's irritable.
凯撒大帝命我传达 Caesar was very clear,
如果你们能消灭不列颠叛军 if you wipe out the village of British rebels,
他会给你们足够多的金子泡澡 he'll shower you with gold.
金子就是享受 Gold only brings luxury
享受削弱人的意志 and luxury weakens men's spirits.
这就是你的目的吗，罗马人？削弱我们？ Is that what you want, Roman? To weaken us?
以性命起誓，绝对不是，高斯巴夫 Not on my life, Grossebaf.
驱使我们到不列颠去的只有恐惧 Only fear could tempt us to travel to this country.
恐惧？ Fear?
即使最缺乏战斗力的民族也知道恐惧，但是我们不知道 Even the weakest nations know fear. But not us!
我们不怕 Not us!
我们尝试各种方法 Yet we've tried everything.
做实验 We've carried out experiments...
怎样？ Well?
痛，却不觉得害怕 Still more pain than fear.
我们试着将恐惧灌输给婴儿 We've tried to instil it in our infants...
失败了 Without' success.
恐惧远离了我们 Fear escapes us.
欧丁神在上（北欧神，众神之父），我们想体验恐惧 By Odin, we want to know it!
我们想体验恐惧 We want to know it!
但是，为什么？ But why?
他问为什么 He asks why...
人人都知道“害怕能让人长出翅膀”，罗马人！ (法语俗语，意思是人害怕时会跑的非常快) Everyone knows that fear gives you wings, Roman!
我和我的战士们梦想着能像鸟一样飞翔 And my warriors and I dream of flying. Like birds.
你的运气来了 Then you're in luck.
不列颠人是世界上最害（胆）怕（小）的民族 Britons are the most fearful people in the world.
他们？ They are?
是的，当然是 Yes, of course.
你问他们问题，他们回答说 Every time you ask them a question, they answer:
我害怕这个，我害怕那个 "I'm afraid that..." or "I fear that..."
决定了 Then it's decided!
奥丁神在上，我们就去不列颠！ By Odin, We're sailing for Britain!
先生们 Gentlemen...
欢迎来到伦狄尼姆（伦敦） Welcome to Londinium.
罗马人在搜捕我们，我们最好把桶藏起来 The Romans are looking for us. Let's hide the barrel.
好主意，但是藏哪里？ Good idea. But where?
动动脑筋，在哪里藏树最安全？ 森林 Use your heads. Where is the best place to hide a tree? A forest.
那么最佳的藏匿地点是？ So the best place to hide a barrel?
森林？ A forest?
森 A...?
林？ A forest...
客栈！客栈有很多桶 An inn! With other barrels.
聪明！ Excellent
我知道一个绝妙的地方 I know just the place.
卓力托拉克斯表兄，非常（可怕地）高兴见到你 Cousin Jolitorax, fearfully pleased to see you.
我也是，雷莱克士 I say, me too, Relax.
严肃点说正事 我在执行女王的任务 But let's not get emotional. I'm on a mission for the Queen.
我马上向我老婆道别，任您差遣 I'll bid farewell to my wife and I'm yours.
言重了 我们只想把这个桶和你的桶藏在一起 Not necessary. We only want to hide this barrel with yours.
明白了 小事一桩 藏在地窖里再好不过了 I see. Easy as pie. We'll put it in the cellar.
跟我来 Follow me.
一杯黑啤酒，谢谢 One stout, please.
镇里的气氛不可思议 The energy in this town is amazing.
什么？ Excuse me?
城里的气氛不可思议 让人产生一种一切皆有可能的感觉 The energy here is amazing. You feel like anything's possible.
也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
真的，我来自卢泰西亚，比起伦狄尼姆，简直就是死气沉沉 No, it's true. I'm from Lutetia. It's dead in comparison.
就像是被卡在时间隧道 It's stuck in a time warp.
- 你是卢泰西亚人？ - 对 - You're from Lutetia? - Yeah.
不远，两周的路程 Well, not far. Barely a two-week walk.
这里的人肯定爱死黑啤酒 People sure do like stout here.
- 下杯我请 - 不了，谢谢 - Next one's on me. - No, thank you...
我请 我知道你脑子里在想什么 I insist. I know what you're thinking.
当心点，他是高卢人，花花公子高卢人 "He's a Gaul, watch out, they're all Womanizers."
我不是，我不是花花公子 Well not me. I'm no womanizer.
我是一个热爱生活的男人 I'm just a guy who loves life.
生活是充满魔法，永恒的瞬间，你说呢？ Life's magical, timeless moments, you see?
瞧，相互了解 Here, getting to know each other.
我跟这座镇子一样充满活力，我要活着，欢笑，哭泣 I'm full of energy like this town. I want to live, to laugh, to cry.
我是一个知道如何哭鼻子的男人 Yes, I'm a man who knows how to cry.
我哭鼻子，我不羞愧 I'm not ashamed to say I cry.
经常哭鼻子，动不动就哭 I cry very often. Over nothing.
你喜欢哭鼻子的男人吗？ Do you like men who cry?
不太喜欢 Not really.
事情办得怎么样了？桶子藏好了？ How's everything? Is the barrel safe?
- 什么？ - 泡沫星子... - What? - You've got some froth...
现在做什么？ So, what do we do now?
我想 Well,
我想我们可以去拜访奥菲莉娅，给她来个大惊喜 I suppose we could pay a surprise visit to Ophelia.
奥菲莉娅是谁？ Who's Ophelia?
我的未婚妻 My fiance.
还有点... There's still some...
听人说不列颠妞是丑妞，但是她长得可真美(hot + dog = ?) I'd heard British chicks were dogs, but she's hot.
她很漂亮，黑裙子很衬她 Yes, she is pretty. That black dress really suits her.
卓力托拉克斯 Jolitorax...
真是个大惊喜 What a jolly surprise.
我也非常（可怕地）高兴 I'm frightfully happy too.
请保持镇定 我在为女王执行任务 But no effusiveness. I'm on a mission for the Queen.
既然我来到伦狄尼姆，向你引荐 Since I was in Londinium I wanted you to meet...
- 古杜利克斯 - 太好了 - Goudurix. - Cool.
够了，稳重点 Okay you, calm down!
那是他的未婚妻，拿出点风度 She's his fiance. Show some respect.
- 请别见怪，他是个毛头小子 - 没关系 - Forgive him, he's young. - It's of no importance.
阿斯泰利克斯 为您效劳 Asterix. At your service.
很高兴见到您 Pleased to meet you.
非常荣幸 Very pleased.
- 我的朋友们来自... - 高卢人 - My friends are... - Gauls.
已经猜到了 We guessed as much.
听口音？ By the accent?
不是，是闻出来的 No, by the smell.
父亲和母亲都不在家，请留下来吧 Mother and Father are away, but I insist you stay.
我和麦金塔小姐将为你们准备晚餐 Miss Macintosh and I shall prepare a meal for you.
镇里的气氛不可思议 The energy in this town is amazing.
是吗？ Oh, really?
让人产生一种一切皆有可能的感觉 You really feel like anything's possible here...
能邂逅妙人儿 You could meet fabulous people,
交流想法 exchange ideas,
坠入爱河，来场激烈而又短暂的恋爱 fall in love, have intense but brief adventures...
等等，等等 You know, all that.
听说你和你的朋友有只小狗 I hear you and your friend have a little dog.
没和你们一起来？ You didn't bring it?
没有 No.
这是什么？ What's this?
非法入侵的高卢人，带着桶装的秘密武器？ Illegal Gauls with a secret weapon in a barrel?
是的，我们正在缉捕所有的高卢人 Yes. We're arresting all Gaul residents.
包括女人和小孩 Women and children too.
烧毁他们的房子 We'll burn their houses down.
- 不，我们要找到木桶 - 怎么找？ - No. We need to find the barrel. - But how?
动动脑筋 Use your heads...
在哪里藏树最安全？ Where is the best place to hide a tree?
森林！ A forest!
那么最佳的藏匿地点应该是？ So the best place to hide a barrel would be...
客栈！ An inn!
搜查伦狄尼姆每一家客栈的每一个地窖 Search every cellar of every inn in Londinium
没收每一只木桶！ and confiscate every barrel!
树呢？ What about the tree?
找到木桶！ Find that barrel!
把你们全部抹上薄荷酱，煮熟了喂狮子 I'll have you boiled and served to the lions with mint sauce!
我想她不喜欢我 I don't think she likes me.
你说谁？ Who's that?
麦金塔小姐，她不喜欢我 Miss Makichtok. She doesn't like me.
看她的摸样，应该不会是一个刻薄的人 With her looks she shouldn't be picky.
没想到你和奥菲莉娅订了婚 It doesn't show much that you and Ophelia are engaged.
完全看不出来 I'd say it doesn't show at all.
那是因为我们不列颠人是很讲礼节的人 That's because we Britons are sticklers for proprieties.
一位绅士 A gentleman
在任何情况下，决不能让未婚妻的名誉受收到损害 must never, under any circumstance, compromise his fiance
用一种...应该怎么说呢 by being too... how should I put it?
傲慢的方式 Overbearing.
来访者，在无人陪同的情况下，访问次数不能太多，来访时间不能过长 Unescorted visits must be rare and last only a fleeting moment.
上一个客人来访是什么时候？ And when was your last one?
去年 Last year.
明白了 I see.
奥菲莉娅邀请我们留下来的时候，我犹豫了 I say, when Ophelia invited us to stay, I hesitated.
很高兴能鼓起勇气接受邀请 But I'm glad I had the audacity to accept.
能鼓起勇气把盐递给我吗？ Would you have the audacity to pass the salt?
抱歉 Sorry.
你爱上了那位小姐？她叫什么来着？ You really like Miss What's-Her-Face?
送礼物给她，百试不爽 Then give her a present. It always works.
好主意 That's a good idea.
我知道 I know...
以罗马的名义，开门 In the name of Rome, open up!
搜索客栈 Search the inn!
军团士兵们 Legionaries!
一只木桶里面藏有秘密武器 There's a secret weapon in one of these barrels.
把它找出来，我们讲究方法，一丝不苟 To find it, we will apply methodology and rigour.
打洞，品尝 You make a hole, you taste.
如果尝到可疑的味道，立即汇报 If anything tastes suspicious, let us know.
如果没有，给你尝过味道的桶子做记号 Otherwise, mark the barrel
再接着尝， 懂了吗？ and move on to the next. Is that clear?
预备！ On my command!
喝！ Action!
今年的杜鹃花开的特别美 The rhododendrons have come on nicely this year.
哦，是吗？ Oh, really?
秋海棠也很漂亮 The begonias too.
向日葵开的不怎么好看 But not the sunflowers.
太遗憾了 I'm terribly sorry to hear it.
织完肯定要花很长时间 That must've taken ages to make.
麦金塔家五代人 The Macintoshes have been working
织过这幅挂毯 on this tapestry for five generations.
明白了 I see.
织好挂毯一事 When it's finished,
是我家族的莫大自豪和喜悦 it will be my family's pride and joy.
镇里的气氛真不可思议 The energy in this town really is amazing...
抱歉 Sorry.
抱歉突然打断您 Sorry to burst in on you.
罗马人找到了装有魔法药水的木桶 The Romans seized the barrel of magic potion!
如果你想找回它 If you want to find it,
木桶上面写有“雷莱克士" it has "Relax" written on it.
你好，克劳迪亚斯.拉普塞斯，让我也尝一尝 Ave, Claudius Lapsus, let me taste.
不行，这是我的木桶 No, it's my barrel.
不是你的，是大家的 It's not yours, it's everybody's.
喂，你！ Hey, you!
过来 Come here.
- 要我去搞定他吗？ - 你去吧，但是手脚轻点 - Do I knock him out? - Yes, quietly.
奥比里克斯 轻点 Obelix, quietly!
我会的 I understood.
很好 Very good.
你这个臭大个 You're a swell pal.
快点，没时间了 Come on, we've no time to lose.
酒我能喝，小时候可没掉进过酒桶里 I can drink this, I didn't fall into it.
找到了 Over here.
全部带走，出去再选 Take them all. We'll sort them later.
奥比里克斯，快来 Obelix, help us.
真不敢相信 I don't believe it.
我只尝了一小口，真的就一小口 I just tasted a tiny bit. Hardly at all.
恺撒大帝曾经说过 Like the great Caesar said,
我们来此是为了传播罗马宏伟文明的价值观 we are here to promote the values of our grand civilisation.
如果当地人把我们视为敌人 But we will not succeed
我们是不会成功的 if the natives perceive us as enemies.
不列颠是骄傲的民族 The Britons are proud.
礼貌待人 以实际行动告诉他们，罗马是伟大民族 Treat them with courtesy. Show them we are a great nation.
机会来了 Here's an opportunity to demonstrate.
多么愉快的一天 A jolly good day
亲爱的不列颠朋友们 and all that sort of thing, British friends.
瞧？不然的话，机会肥（渺）肥（茫）的 You see? If we don't, we have a fat chance.
谁说我肥 Who called me fat?
谁说我肥？ Who called me fat?
奥比里克斯！ Obelix!
我的天呐 Goodness gracious.
车子没人要 千载难逢的机会 An abandoned cart... A pure stroke of luck for a cart thief!
好极了，奥比里克斯！爱找事儿高卢人 Bravo, Obelix! Good job blending in.
追，卓力托拉克斯！ Run, Jolitorax!
抱歉，阿斯泰利克斯，但是一位绅士要讲究步伐 Sorry, Asterix, a gentleman never runs.
你好，有没有看见一辆 Excuse me, you didn't see a...
- 高卢人！ - 对，高卢人，不是卢泰西亚高卢人 - You're a Gaul! - Yes, but not from Lutetia.
来不列颠人做什么？ What're you doing here?
找木桶 你看见... Looking for a barrel. Did you see...
我爱高卢人！ I love Gauls!
比不列颠人风趣幽默 You're so much more fun than Britons.
谢谢...你说真的？ Thanks... Oh really?
高卢人没有鸽棚，在哪里可以找到你？ You don't have a pigeonhole where I could reach you?
一个高卢人！ It's one of the Gauls.
带走他！ Pick him up!
卓力托拉克斯爵士，出事了 Sir Jolitorax! Something unspeakable has happened.
镇静些，麦金塔小姐 I say, calm down, Miss Macintosh.
太可怕了 奥菲莉娅小姐不见了 It's frightful! Miss Ophelia has disappeared.
镇静些，亲爱的小姐 Calm down, dear lady.
更糟糕的是，和古杜利克斯一起不见了！ And worse yet, with Goudurix!
他们去海边散步 They wanted to take a stroll on the beach.
当然，我断然拒绝了 Naturally, I flatly refused.
但是那个坏蛋古杜利克斯 But that devil Goudurix
偷走了一辆车 stole a cart and...
然后，他们俩跑了！ and the two of them ran off!
好了，我会处理的 Very well. I shall handle this.
他们往哪边跑了？ Which way did they go?
这边 That way.
我弹的太烂了 Oh, I'm awful.
不，你弹的很好 No, no. You're doing great.
为什么你不去帮忙找魔法药水？ Why didn't you help them search for the barrel of magic potion?
你就是我的魔法药水 You're my magic potion.
你真会讨人欢心 How sweet of you.
不是甜言蜜语，句句属实 It's not sweet, it's true.
魔法药水对力量不起作用 Their potion has nothing to do with strength.
真的？ Really?
那么力量是什么？ Then what is strength about?
这个 This...
这样不合适 That's not appropriate.
保守的不列颠人 卢泰西亚的妞没那么呆板 You Brits are so uptight. Chicks are easier in Lutetia.
真的？ Really?
当然！他们不会认为亲吻是不合适的 You bet! They know kissing isn't about being appropriate.
气氛，刚才气氛很好 It's about timing... and this was the right time.
但是如果你不愿意 But if you don't want to...
等 Wait...
高卢香吻 It's a Gaul kiss.
好了，没什么大不了的 Come on, it's no big...
- 不列颠人？ - 他们个头不大 - Are those Britons? - They're not very big.
藏在我背后？你真是懦夫 Hiding behind me? That's very cowardly.
管不了那么多了 I don't care.
我在找凯撒和他的军队，知道他们在哪吗？ We're looking for Caesar and his army. Do you know where they are?
我不想死！ I don't want to die!
- 振作起来 - 我很害怕 - Pull yourself together. - I'm too afraid!
你这个胆小鬼中的胆小鬼（恐惧之王） I say, you're the champion of fear!
听见了吗？亚杜塔夫？ Did you hear that, Yadutaf?
抓住他！忒特德皮亚夫，别让他飞了 Catch him, Tetedepiaf, before he flies away.
我把他带回营地 你去附近的村庄 I'll bring him to camp. Go to the nearest village,
打听凯撒的位置，然后杀了所有人 ask for Caesar and then kill everyone.
我怎么到村庄去？ How do I find the village?
她带路 She'll take you.
- 那她怎么办？ - 杀了她，蠢货 - Then what do I do with her? - You kill her too, stupid.
好吧 Oh yeah, right.
祝您愉快，外国朋友 A jolly good day to you, foreign friend.
等等，首先，我们必须就规则达成一致 Wait. First, we must agree on the rules.
什么规则？ What rules?
其实，没有规则 Okay, no rules.
谢谢 Thank you.
不值一提 正好需要练练脚 It was nothing. I needed some exercise anyhow.
听说你不是独自跑出来的 I hear you didn't go out alone.
诺曼底人绑架了古杜利克斯 我很担心 The Normans kidnapped Goudurix! I'm very worried.
理所当然的，亲爱的 Rightly so, my dear.
可能他已经被做成了梅尔巴吐司 The odds are he's been turned into melba toast.
太可怕了 How awful!
是啊，很可怕 Yes, it is, eh what!
那么，我说我们回家吧 Well then, I suggest we go home.
你冷酷无情 Your insensibility
令我很伤心 saddens me deeply.
我有很多理由感到伤心 I too have reason to feel sad.
但是我不用责备你的方式来表达我的伤心 But I do not offend you by blaming you.
就这样吧！我选了另外的路 So be it! I strayed from the righteous path.
但是我怎么能不选？ But how could I not?
你就像冬天一样乏味 You're as tedious as a winter's day
你比麦金塔小姐还要古板 and stiffer than Miss Macintosh.
过了6个月，才和我说话 It took you six months to address me,
一年后才吻我的手 one year to ask for my hand,
从那以后，我们说过的话不超过10个字 and we've barely exchanged ten words since.
我要 When might I hope for
你的陪伴的时候 a bit of company,
你是不是等我快要死了 perhaps even some human warmth?
才会给我一点点关怀？ On my death bed?
我的行为举止符合不列颠绅士派头 My conduct has been that of a British gentleman.
如果对于你来说很别扭，那么我们注定不适合彼此 If this does not suit you, then we were not meant for each other.
你在这里做什么？ What're you doing here?
检查身份的时候被抓进来了 I was arrested during an ID check.
跟着下一个车队，还是会被赶走 I'll be deported on the next caravan.
你 YOU!
跟我来 Come with me.
快走 Move it.
借过 Excuse me,
能给我点水浇浇植物吗？它要渴死了 may I have some water for my plant? It needs it badly.
死了就不需要喝水了 Doesn't need it anymore.
为什么？ Why?
什么为什么？ Why what?
为什么你一直在我眼皮底下出现？ Why are you always under my feet?
朱尔斯，每个故事里都有一个英雄一个坏蛋 Hey, Jules, every tale has a good guy and a bad guy.
你就是那个坏蛋？ And you're the bad guy?
不，你才是那个坏蛋 No, you're the bad guy.
那是在阿斯泰利克斯的冒险故事里，不是凯撒的冒险故事里 These are the adventures of Asterix, not Caesar.
阿斯泰利克斯的冒险故事 The adventures of Asterix!
看？《高卢战争》 See this? "The Gallic Wars."
朱尔斯.凯撒历险记,朱尔斯.凯撒撰写，共六卷 The adventures of Julius Caesar, by Julius Caesar, in six volumes.
我的朋友，这个叫做历史 That my friend, is History.
狂妄自大 Sounds megalomaniac to me.
我不认为你完全了解我 I don't think you fully realise who I am.
我的统治会影响2000年 My reign will have such impact that in 2,000 years
人们会说，今年是朱尔斯.凯撒2000元年 people will say, "We're in the year 2000 J.C."
- 你的成就呢？ - 我？ - But what have you done? - Me?
你和你的自鸣得意 你享有盛名的原因是什么？ Yes, you with your smirk. What's your claim to fame?
我不出名 I don't claim much.
我只想做个正派体面的人 I just try to be a decent guy.
开开心心醒来 I wake up happy.
和朋友们相亲相爱 My pals and I help each other.
欢笑，争吵 We laugh, we argue.
每周六，一起吃一头大野猪 And every Sunday, we eat a big wild boar together.
你是卖野猪肉的 You've sold out.
不，不是 No, I haven't.
在我村子里，人们尊敬我 In my village, I'm very respected.
- 你村子里？ - 对 - In your village? - Yes.
威胁不了我 That doesn't thrill me.
听着，我有一个提议 Listen, I have a proposal to make.
来为我工作 Come and work for me.
你的头脑加上我的权力 Your mind united with my power...
会组成一个了不起的团队 we'd make a smashing team.
我为什么要为你工作？ Why would I do that?
因为我是你父亲 Because I'm your father.
你不是... No...
你相信了，你居然相信了 You believed it! Yes, you did.
你有感觉 You fell for it!
一点也没有 Not at all.
瞎说 Rubbish.
你在这场战争里站错了边 You're fighting the wrong battle.
维护弱者是无用的感情用事 Defending the oppressed is wasted sentimentality.
也许你会洋洋得意，但是却改变不了什么 It might flatter the ego, but it's useless.
一个民族好不容易被你拯救，却被另一个民族屠杀 You barely save one race and another massacres them.
你不如看清现实，审时度势 事情毫无意义 You must be realistic and lucid. There's no point.
除了怪癖的不列颠人 Besides these Britons are odd.
他们今天扮演好好先生 They're playing Mr. Jolly now,
明天抓住机会对你宣战，打上个100年 but at the first chance, they'll declare war on you for 100 years!
听说我 Listen to me.
你交出木桶，我攻打不列颠 You give me the barrel, I finish my invasion,
一起扫荡不列颠文明 再也没有热水 and we wipe out their civilisation. No more hot water,
没有炖肉 说话也变正常 no more boiled meat. And we make them talk normally.
这不是很人道吗？ Wouldn't that be a service to humanity?
有道理 Yes.
但是我拒绝 But no.
把他带下去 Take him away.
拷问他，直到他开口！我受够了！精疲力尽 Torture him until he talks! Enough! He wears me out.
- 他醒了 - 恐惧之王醒了 - He's awake! - The champion's awake!
恐惧之王！恐惧之王！ The champion! The champion!
酋长，他是恐惧之王 Chief, it's the champion.
吓我们 Scare us.
- 什么？ - 吓我们 - Excuse me? - Scare us!
我们不远万里来寻找恐惧 你教我们 We travelled far to discover fear. I demand that you teach us.
恐惧？恐惧是... Fear? Fear is...
我想想 I don't know...
战栗，出冷汗，牙齿打颤 You tremble, you sweat, your teeth chatter,
肚子痛 you get a stomach ache...
感冒！恐惧就是感冒！ It's the flu! Fear is the flu!
你怎么感冒的？ How do you catch it?
亲了我堂兄艾皮塔夫 I caught it kissing my cousin Epitafe.
最后一次问你，诺曼底人 For the last time, Norman, I'm asking you...
他们把古杜利克斯带到哪里去了？ Where did they take Goudurix?
亲爱的奥菲莉娅小姐，这么做恐怕不合适 My dear Ophelia, I fear that isn't proper behaviour.
忒特德皮亚夫先生，虽然你不得已来此 Mr. Tetedepiaf, though your presence here was not
恕我直言 your choice, so to speak,
我们会尽全力让你待的愉快 we shall do everything to ensure you have a pleasant stay.
如果你有什么需要，请尽管开口 So please, if you have any needs whatsoever, just ask us.
你-有-什-么-需-要？ You-want-me-give-something-you?
喝！ Drink!
恐怕我没有听清楚 I'm afraid I didn't hear correctly.
我像喝！给我喝！ I want drink! Give me!
句子短，错误多 So many mistakes in so few words!
首先，人不“像”东西 Firstly, one does not "want" something,
人“想” one "hopes".
最好的说法是，人“期望” Or at best, one "wishes".
其次 Secondly,
不列颠人很在意称谓 we Britons are very fussy about forms of address.
最后 Thirdly and last,
当你表达请求，使用礼貌用语是 it is customary, when expressing a request,
习俗 to add polite phrases.
我渴了！ I'm thirsty!
这次例外 This time, very exceptionally,
我迁就你 I shall show flexibility
满足你的要求 and give into your request.
烫！ It's hot!
奥丁神在上，你想毒死我吗？巫婆！ By Odin, you want to poison me, witch?
你，你...给我松绑 You, you... Untie me!
快松绑 Untie me!
看在奥丁神的份上，松绑！ By Odin, untie me!
亲爱的奥菲莉娅小姐 My dear Ophelia,
我打算给忒特德皮亚夫先生上一堂礼仪速成课 I believe Mr. Tetedepiaf would greatly benefit
对他有好处 from a crash course in proper manners.
假设几名先生坐着 If several gentlemen are seated
此时，一位小姐走进房间 and a lady enters the room,
先生们必须马上起身 the gentlemen must immediately get to their feet
等待这位小姐开口邀请他们坐下 and wait for the lady to invite them to sit.
口头邀请，或者是微微点头示意 Either verbally or with a gentle nod.
像这样 Like this.
如果这位小姐希望坐下 If the lady wishes to sit down,
先生们中的一位，坐小姐左边的第一位先生 one of the gentlemen, the first one to her left, of course,
必须起身站在后面 must come and stand behind...
高卢人，交出木桶！ So, Gaul, where's the barrel?
拷问人是你的嗜好？ Do you enjoy torturing people?
我说，这就是你介绍给年轻人的 I mean, is it a job you'd recommend
工作？ to Young people?
说真的，很少有人能达到你们的要求 I'm serious, one rarely gets to meet you people.
一但开口，也就完蛋了 And when you do, it's usually all over.
木桶在哪里？ Where's the barrel?
在你看来，这是一种职业吗？ In your case, was it a vocation?
激情变成职业？ A passion that became a profession?
或者源自一名职业顾问的建议？ Or did a career counsellor orient you?
明显不是副业，你太出色了 Because it's obviously not a sideline, you do a fine job.
但是我想 But then I thought,
如果不是你的本意，为什么不结束它？ if you didn't choose it, why continue?
好了好了 Ok, ok!
我招 I'll talk.
我马上招 I feel like talking now.
洗耳恭听 I'm listening.
我们换个花样怎么样？ What if we decided to call it quits?
为什么我们不宣扬博爱，友爱呢？ Why don't we preach love and fraternity instead?
太可惜了，高卢人 Too bad for you, Gaul.
谁？ Yes?
是谁？ Who is it?
祝您愉快 A jolly good day.
还以为你们不来了 I thought you'd never get here!
快放我下来，都快着火了 Free me, I'm burning up.
你还在等什么？ What're you waiting for?
在思考你说的话 每个人自己... I'm thinking about what you said. Each man for himself...
奥比里克斯 Obelix...
也许我们该歇口气 Maybe we should take a breather.
一点也不幽默 This isn't funny.
提起往事太残忍 It's cruel of me to bring up ancient history.
我们走吧，留下阿斯泰利克斯 Let's go. We'll leave Asterix alone...
你要我道歉？ You want an apology?
好吧！但是别以这种方式 Ok! But not like this.
为什么不？ Why not?
毫无意义！你是在逼我道歉 It'll mean nothing. I'll have done it under duress.
放我下来，我很乐意道歉 Free me, and I'll apologise of my own accord.
太不可思议了，他们的曲柄方向都是反的 It's crazy, even their cranks turn the Wrong way!
你的道歉呢？ What about your apology?
再见，彭迪皮斯 你的植物死了，节哀顺变 Goodbye, Pindepis. Sorry about your plant.
叶子我留着 它们肯定还会给我带来好运的 I kept the leaves. I'm sure they'll continue bringing me good luck.
再见，再次感谢 Goodbye. And thanks again.
木桶呢？ Where's the barrel?
不见了 Gone.
我们最好分开行动 Then we'd be wise to split up.
我来找木桶的下落 你，找古杜利克斯 I'll look for the barrel. You, for Goudurix.
找古杜利克斯？为什么是我？ Goudurix? Why Goudurix?
你拒绝透露你的秘密 You refuse to deliver your secret.
不，我发誓 No, I swear...
我们把他切开，找到他的恐惧 We could cut him open to find his fear.
对，切开他 Yeah. Cut him open.
切开他！切开他！ Cut him open! Cut him open!
够了够了 弄醒他，带他上悬崖 Enough fun and games. Wake him up and take him to the cliff.
我要见识飞翔 I want to see a flight demonstration.
好极了 Perfect.
热水里加点牛奶吗，忒特德皮亚夫先生？ A cloud of milk in your hot water, Mr. Tetedepiaf?
加一点，谢谢 Thank you, a spot.
正如你所看到的，麦金塔小姐 As you can see, Miss Macintosh
令忒特德皮亚夫转变成一位地道的绅士 has transformed Mr. Tetedepiaf into a perfect gentleman.
不幸的是 Unfortunately,
他仍然拒绝透露古杜利克斯被抓去哪里 he still refuses to say where Goudurix was taken.
我拒绝透露，相信我 Believe me when I say I'm sorry,
一位绅士永远也不会背叛他的战友 but a gentleman never betrays his companions-in-arms.
我们放他走 他会带我们找到他的族人 We'll let him escape. He'll lead us to his people.
麦金塔小姐 Miss Macintosh,
能随我到厨房吗？ could you come to the kitchen with me for a minute?
奥比里克斯，你说 Say, Obelix...
我们是不是该去森林里猎野猪啦？ weren't we supposed to go boar hunting in the forest?
不，怎么？ No, Why?
是的，我说 Yes, I said to you,
我们去森林里打野猪吧 "Let's go boar hunting in the forest."
哦，是的，当然！我们去森林吧！ Oh yes, of course! Let's go to the forest!
走吧 There you go.
好耶，我们去森林打野猪！ Yes, let's go boar hunting in the forest!
我也这么说 That's what I said.
准备好了？ Ready to go?
去哪里？ Where?
什么？我知道是演戏 What? I know it's for fake.
有什么事？ What do you want?
抱歉打扰了，那是你的车吗？ Excuse me for disturbing you, but is that your cart?
您有何贵干？ What do you care?
车上的木桶本属于我 It contained some barrels that were stolen from me.
哦？ And?
我想，你已知道木桶被盗 And I believe their disappearance is not news to you.
你绕来绕去是否暗指我是小偷? Are you insinuating that I look like a thief?
那个... Well...
是的 Yes.
去森林吗？ Are we going to the forest?
让我来 Ok, I'll take care of it.
请坐，忒特德皮亚夫先生 Have a seat, Mr. Tetedepiaf.
请问 I just wanted to know
您打算留下来共进晚餐吗？ if you intended to stay for supper?
如果您留下 Because if you did,
那样的话，我要再去一趟杂货店 I shall need to do some extra grocery shopping.
我很乐意留下 I would truly be delighted.
可惜，我有其他安排 Unfortunately, I have another date.
你怎么做到的？ I didn't quite get that.
很简单，我暗示他，我们不欢迎他留下来吃晚餐 It's simple. I hinted that he was not expected for supper
他表现的像一位地道的绅士，知难而退 and like a perfect gentleman, he did not wish to abuse my hospitality
所以离开了 and so he left.
就这样 That's all.
祝您愉快 A jolly good day to you.
您也是 Likewise.
不！ Oh no...
不！ No!
别，你说什么我全照办！ No! I'll do anything you want!
学诺曼底人，吃海豹！ I'll learn Norman! Eat seal!
把头发染成金黄色！别扔我下去！ Dye my hair blond! Don't throw me!
可怜可怜我！ Have mercy!
- 什么是“可怜” - 他们的另一个发明 - What's "mercy"? - Another of their inventions.
飞下去，转个弯，陆地就在眼前 You fly down there, make a turn, then land over there.
别担心航线 Don't worry about the itinerary.
地图上都有 It's all mapped out.
扔吧 Ok, go.
别！ No!
快看！ Look!
忒特德皮亚夫！ Tetedepiaf!
酋长，祝您愉快 A jolly good day to you, Chief.
愿这束花能感动您的心 May this humble bouquet touch your heart.
要知道 In any case,
我满怀感情地摘下了它们 I picked it with love.
我们此行不是为了品尝当地土特产 We're not here to taste the local specialties.
你去哪了？ Where were you?
在一座温馨的房子里做客 I was a guest in a fine home
主人家热情周到 where the hospitality was irreproachable.
但是 But no matter...
再次见到大家，我的愉悦之情无法言表 I'm unspeakably happy to see you all again.
好吧，别再煽情了 You're right, no sentimentality.
好，我们上 Okay, let's go...
他被蛊惑了！ He's been bewitched.
下咒了！ Bewitched!
不对，我没有被下咒 No, you're mistaken. I wasn't bewitched,
我被教化了 I was educated.
教会？ Educated?
说对了，教会 Indeed. Educated.
谁干的？ BY Who?
她 By her...
她也能教会我们！ She'll educate us too! Like Tetedepiaf!
喂，你 You there!
过来，打你小屁股 Come here so I can punish you!
我们这是怎么了？ What's happening to us?
- 浑身颤抖 - 冒冷汗 - My body's trembling! - I'm sweating!
我胃疼！ I have a stomach ache!
我们害怕了！ That means we're afraid!
跟我来！ Follow me!
既然我们已经知道了害怕，我们能飞了 Now that we've mastered fear, we'll fly away.
喂，你！ Hey you!
回来！ Get back here!
野蛮人！毫无教养！蠢货！ Savage! Brutish lout! Moron!
你还有你 You and your people
一群没见识的乡巴佬 are backward beasts!
野蛮人！流氓！蠢猪！怎么说的？ Savages, vandals, pigs! What am I saying?
一群脑子塞满奶酪，长着腿的燻猪！ Bacon on legs with cottage cheese brains!
吧啦吧啦 And all that sort of thing.
我饿坏了，连胃都吃得下 I'm so hungry I could eat my own stomach.
胃被吃了，用什么来消化胃？ How would you digest it?
卓力托拉克斯来消息了 A new message from Jolitorax.
谢天谢地！希望他马上回来 Thank God! I hope he'll soon be here.
祝愿女王陛下圣体健康 "I hope Her Majesty is well and in good health."
这边天气温和，有阵雨 "The weather here is mild with scattered showers,
一切安好 but nothing worrying."
您忠诚的仆人，卓力托拉克 "Your faithful servant, Jolitorax."
给卓力托拉克捎信 Send a message to Jolitorax.
找出木桶的下落 I want to know where that barrel is.
奥比里克斯先生 Mr. Obelix...
恩？ Yes?
发发慈悲做做善事，忘掉你先前在悬崖 Would you have the good grace to forget what you saw and heard
看到听到的事吧 by the cliff earlier?
您十万个放心，我不是个爱说三道四的人 You can count on me. I'll be as mute as a dolmen.
谢谢您，奥比里克斯先生 Thank you, Mr. Obelix.
您是位标准的绅士 It would seem that you are a gentleman after all.
不够！要四支军队！ That's not enough! I need four!
1 2 3 4 ！ One, two, three and four!
罗马第八军团6天后赶到 The 8th Legion arrives in six days.
太久了！让他们快马加鞭 Too long! Tell them to step up the pace.
凯撒大帝，士兵们行军一周，没结结实实地的睡上一觉 Caesar,the men haven't slept under a roof in weeks.
那又怎么？国家利益至上！难道玩过家家？ So what? This is the country. Camping's fun, no?
郎格鲁斯来报 “修筑工事” A message from Langelus: "Build fortification."
没时间了！我要和他通话 No time! Let me talk to him!
哈罗，郎格鲁斯 Hello, Langelus?
哈罗？ Hello?
郎格...没声音 Lang... It doesn't work.
没声音！ It doesn't work!
女人心 大海针 I'll never understand women.
不看，怎能找得到 If you don't look, you don't find.
可是又不能看的太明显 But you can't look too hard either.
只好假装没看 So you have to look without looking
闭着眼睛看 while pretending not to look.
完全不懂 That's over my head.
你说呢？ What do you say?
我说，女人... I think women...
行了，别说了 No, shut up.
我感觉好多了 I like it better.
情况如何？ Well?
我想我打听到了木桶的下落 I think I know where the barrel is.
酒店老板买下木桶，然后转手卖给卡姆罗杜努姆队 It was sold to an innkeeper who sold it to the Camulodunum team.
卡姆什么队？ The team of what?
不列颠人特有的体育比赛 A typically British sport
两支队伍，各15人，踢球 where two teams of 15 players fight over a bladder.
听起来满有趣 Sounds like fun.
卡姆罗杜努姆队今天上场 Camulodunum is playing today.
肯定能找到木桶 The barrel's sure to be there.
我去叫奥比里克斯 I'll get Obelix and we're off.
我要和你决斗 I challenge you to a duel.
你完全不了解我的遭遇 You have no idea what I've been through. So just...
拿起剑，懦夫 Take that sword and fight, coward!
疼！你这是疯了吗？ Are you nuts? That hurt!
怎么了？ What's going on?
个人恩怨 I fear this is a private matter.
他是在打心理仗 I think he's using psychology.
- 出事了怎么办？ - 我们会说明一切 - What if something happens? - We'll explain.
臭小子 Well?
我们会说明白的 We'll explain it.
你胆小怕事得有个限度 Does your cowardice know no limits?
这不是懦夫之举 It's not cowardice!
千万别谎称你的荣誉受到威胁 Please, don't claim your honour is at stake.
你不过是在为你吃醋找借口 You merely wish to appease your jealousy.
有道理 I think she's got a point.
又来了，对我百般挑剔 You are prompt to criticise me again.
你一直选择逃避责任 And you persist in shirking your duty.
- 你说什么？ - 她说的很清楚 - What do you mean? - Seems obvious to me.
你这个十足的笨蛋 You really are too stupid.
快动手！宰了他！ So be it! Kill him!
你要真动手，我再也不相信你 But if you do, you shall lose all credibility in my eyes.
勇气不是用决斗的方式宰掉一个小笨蛋 True courage is not killing a young fool in a duel...
真正的勇气是，直视你所爱的人 It's daring to look a woman in the eye
告诉她 你爱她 and tell her your feelings.
女人 女人 女人 Women, women, women...
脆弱又令人失望 Weak and disappointing creatures.
她说的对，表白你的爱意 She's right, it's important to express your feelings.
当真？ Really?
当真 如果你爱她，就告诉她 Yeah. If you love her, tell her.
老哥们，真情表白（坦荡荡） Let it all hang out, old man.
奥菲莉娅？ Ophelia?
我要向你表白我的感情 I wanted to tell you about my feelings.
麦金塔小姐 Miss Macintosh.
今天天气不错 Jolly nice day, eh what?
空虚 I feel totally empty.
萎靡不振 I have no energy.
过去，我遭遇不少的抵抗 I've encountered obstacles in the past,
但是，我每次都能如愿以偿 but usually, the desire to conquer wins out.
可是现在，耗尽了力气 This time, my batteries are dead.
征服的欲望... This desire to conquer...
带来了什么？ What does it evoke?
权利和荣耀 撒谎是小狗 Power and glory. I won't lie to you.
权利？ Power?
说一不二，大家对你言听计从 Dominating others. Subjugating them.
再说了，我喜欢别人对我感恩戴德 And also, I like it when people are indebted towards me.
比如说，特赦权 For example, I enjoy granting pardons.
罪人即将被处死 When a condemned man is about to be executed,
我在紧要关头现身，免他不死 I show up at the last minute and pardon him.
我喜欢那种感觉，非常喜欢 I like that a lot. Yes, I like that a lot.
感觉很棒 It's very pleasant.
规则呢？ What are the rules?
简单 It's simple.
参赛队伍带球冲过对方球门线 Each team must carry the bladder over the other team's goal line.
禁止使用武器 Almost anything's allowed,
其他方式都可以 except the use of weapons.
事先讲定的规则除外 Unless there's a prior agreement.
运动场太大 The stadium is too big.
每个出口都安排人把守 We need a man at every exit.
嘿，发号施令的人是我 Hey, I'm the one who decides.
运动场太大，我们改变战术 The stadium is too big. We'll change tactics.
你，你，还有你 You, you and you...
把守其他出口 watch the other exits.
你，增援 You, go for reinforcements.
好主意 Excellent idea!
他在干嘛？ Look! What's he doing?
红牌！ You're out!
缺乏风度 That is not a gentleman.
好极了 This is great.
要么喝了魔法药水，要么喝了威力无穷的酒 That's the magic potion or some very good wine.
我们历经磨难 We've been through hard times.
但是今天，除非天塌下来 But today, unless the sky falls on our heads...
- 什么声音？ - 什么？ - What's that noise? - What?
什么在响？ I said, what's that whistling?
噢，不 Oh no...
我累了，累坏了 I'm tired. I'm so tired.
请原谅，这只木桶属于我们，请把它还给我们 Excuse me. This barrel is ours, we'd like it back.
以罗马的名义 In the name of Rome!
我要征用它！ I requisition that barrel.
拿上木桶，快跑 Take the barrel and run.
这是我的！ It's my barrel.
飞吧！ Let go!
我们走 Let's go.
站住！ Halt!
以罗马的名义！ In the name of Rome!
站住！ Halt!
- 把球给我 - 不行，我要得分 - Give me the bladder. - No, I want to score.
河边！ Take to the river!
冲啊！ Charge!
抓住他们！ Catch them!
情况不妙！ This is no good.
彭迪皮斯? Pindepis?
- 你在做什么？ - 罗马人又抓住了我 - What're you doing here? - The Romans recaptured me.
他们强迫我加入罗马军团 They forced me to join their army.
脱下战袍，跟我们来 Take that off and come with us.
好的，现在呢？ Ok, and now what?
告诉女王坏消息 We break the bad news to the Queen.
快走吧！ Let us waste no time.
我不去 Not me.
“我不去”什么意思？ What do you mean "not me"?
我答应了麦金塔小姐参加热水趴 I promised Miss Macintosh I'd attend a hot water party
还有她的朋友们 with her girlfriends.
- 开玩笑 - 没 - You're joking. - No.
我发过誓 绅士说到做到 I promised. And a gentleman honours his promises.
够了，奥比里克斯 That's enough, Obelix.
我们在执行任务，这是你的职责 I recall we're on a mission. That's your duty!
你不了解我和麦金塔小姐之间的感情牵绊 You cannot understand the sentiments that bind Miss Macintosh and me.
原来如此 Oh, I see!
多愁善感的男人，对吗？ Sire has sentiments now, does he?
你要当绅士？ Sire has become a gentleman?
知道我的看法吗？ You know what I think?
你这个可怜虫 You're pathetic.
令人讨厌，滑稽可笑 Pathetic and grotesque.
很好 Very well.
奥比里克斯！ Obelix!
我会处理好的 I'll take care of this.
奥比里克斯，等等 Obelix... Wait!
他真的生气了 I think he really is angry.
看上去好像世界末日 This looks like doomsday.
一直遭到围攻，对吧？ It would seem that the siege has been trying, eh what?
我们总不能说，没有魔法药水 We can't tell them we have no magic potion!
冷静 古杜利克斯 Calm down, Goudurix.
真幽默 Very funny.
他们要么自杀要么处死我们 They'll either commit suicide or lynch us.
先生们，很高兴看到你们归来 Gentlemen, I'm happy you are amongst us at last.
迫不及待想要见识 I'm impatient to see the effects
鼎鼎大名的魔法药水的威力 of your famous magic potion.
关于魔法药水，女王陛下 In regard to the magic potion, Your Majesty...
桶里装了很多 We brought back a large quantity in a barrel...
但是现在 which is currently...
在泰晤士河底 at the bottom of the Thames.
但是没关系，女王陛下 But it doesn't matter, Your Majesty.
是吗？ Oh really?
我有配料表，足够给全村熬上一锅 I have the ingredients to make enough for the entire village.
太好了，你快吓到我了 What jolly good news. You almost scared me.
恳请陛下准备一大锅热水 If you would kindly have a large cauldron of boiling water prepared...
我不明白 I admit I do not understand.
我们必须做做样子 We have to fake it.
彭迪皮斯 Pindepis...
你还有多少植物？ How much of your plant do you have left?
不多了 This much.
我需要它 I need it.
就这么多了 This is all I have.
我知道 I know.
据说 So...
您天生神力，奥比里克斯先生 I hear you are endowed with exceptional strength, Mr. Obelix.
只不过是锻炼锻炼身体而已 I try to keep myself in shape, nothing more.
您练体育？ Do YOU play a sport?
我族男孩从小开始练体育 Our boys start sports very young.
强壮身体 It fortifies them.
重要的是，培养兄弟深情 More important, it instils a sense of camaraderie.
个人以为，友谊 Personally, I think that friendship
是两人间最强烈的牵绊 is by far the strongest bond between two people.
您认为呢，奥比里克斯先生？ What do you think, Mr. Obelix?
我们的朋友想听听您是否同意 Our friend would like to know whether you think that friendship
友谊是两人间最强烈的牵绊？ is the strongest bond between two people?
阿斯泰利克斯 Asterix...
再次强调 Once again,
罗马军凭借纪律击败无秩序的蛮军 Roman discipline triumphs over barbarian chaos.
狂热的高卢突击小队阴险狡诈 The fanatical Gaul commando squad,
试图拉拢不列颠抵抗军 who underhandedly tried to rally the British rebels,
高卢人现已被消灭 has been wiped out.
他们的秘密武器也被摧毁！ And their so-called secret weapon destroyed!
干掉恐怖主义村庄 The time has come
的时间到了！ to wipe out the terrorist village!
熬好了 It's ready.
比我想象中的要简单 I say, it's far simpler than I thought.
先生们，请喝 Gentlemen, please...
味道不错 Excellent
精力充沛 我感到魔力了 Very invigorating. I'm already feeling the effects.
可以就着我的牛奶一起喝吗？ Might I have a cloud of milk with my potion?
攻击阵形 Attack formation!
前进！ Forward... march!
士兵们，停下 Legions! Halt!
你好，罗马人 Ave, Roman.
不列颠人说赢要赢得公平 Hey, I just wanted to play fair as the Brits say...
我们有魔法药水，所以你们还是投降吧 We have the magic potion, so you can still surrender.
我认识他！他是所向披靡的高卢人！ I know him! He's one of the invincible Gauls.
是的，我是高卢人 Yes, I'm afraid so.
他们在做什么？ What are they doing?
他们在搞什么鬼？ What are they doing!
保持队形！ Fall in!
- 我以为他们死了 - 他活得好好的 - I thought they were dead! - He's alive.
- 他的胖子朋友肯定离得不远 - 嘘，他最恨人叫他胖子 - His fat friend can't be far. - Hush, he's super-sensitive.
要是不列颠人真的有魔法药水，我们死定了 If the Britons have the magic potion, we're goners.
准备好了吗，大伙们？ I think they're ripe. Ready?
你朋友看上去不太好 I say. Your friend doesn't look well.
失陪 Excuse me.
去去就来 I'll be right back.
磨蹭什么？ Something wrong?
我想，我最好就在这里等你们 I was thinking, maybe I'll just wait for you here.
- 古杜利克斯 - 他们会干掉我们的！ - Goudurix... - They'll slaughter us!
听好，他们喝下的不是魔法药水，是希望 Listen to me. What we gave them wasn't magic potion, it was hope,
他们仅存的希望 and that's all they have.
我们乱了阵脚，他们也会 这是你想看到的？ If we lose heart, so will they. Is that what you want?
是时候成长为男子汉了 The time has come to become a man.
否则，一切都太迟了 Afterwards, it'll be too late.
保持阵型！ Stay in formation!
他们会干掉我们！ They'll slaughter us!
靠拢 Close ranks!
虚张声势！他们没有魔法药水！ They don't have magic powers! They're bluffing.
他们没有魔力 They don't have magic powers.
靠拢！攻击！ Close ranks! Attack!
他们在虚张声势！ They're bluffing!
怎么 What the...
怎么一回事？ What is that?
奥比里克斯？ Obelix?
奥比里克斯！ Obelix!
等等 Wait.
首先，你无权为我决定什么是为我好 One, you have no right to decide what's good for me.
先讲清楚 I want that to be very clear.
至于你说的 As for what you said,
我是负担 你牺牲了一切 that I'm a burden... that you'd sacrificed everything...
好了 奥比里克斯 Come on, Obelix...
我想过了 I've thought about it.
你的所作所为不能叫牺牲 It's not a sacrifice.
牺牲是无回报地付出 A sacrifice is when you get nothing in return.
所以你不能说牺牲 But you can't say that.
知道你得到什么作为回报吗？ Because you know what you get?
你得到了朋友 You get a friend.
奥比里克斯 Obelix...
我很抱歉 I'm ashamed about what happened.
没关系 Nothing happened.
万分抱歉 I'm terribly sorry to interrupt...
我们该拿他们怎么办 But what do we do about them?
别！ No!
我来啦！ I'm here!
结束了 收拾收拾 回罗马 That's that. Let's wrap it up and go home.
亲爱的高卢人，不列颠感激你们 My dear Gauls, all Britain is grateful to you.
太棒了 谢谢 How cool. Thanks.
谢谢，女王陛下 Thank you, Your Majesty.
不列颠人凭借自己的勇气赢得胜利 But you owe your victory to your courage alone.
给你们喝的不是魔法药水 It wasn't magic potion.
我都猜到了 I guessed as much.
我尝了尝 However, I tasted the concoction
味道不错 and found it delicious.
加的什么料？ What plant was it?
一种我家乡常见的植物 It's a plant that is widely used in my country.
我们叫它“茶” We call it "tea".
那么，今天我宣布，茶成为我们的国饮 Well then, as of today, I declare tea our national beverage.
彭迪皮斯先生，我要订4000吨茶叶 Mr. Pindepis, I wish to order 4,000 tons.
谢谢 Thank you.
你，卓力托拉克斯爵士 And you, Sir Jolitorax,
为了表彰您的英勇无畏 for your courage, for your valour,
最重要的是 and most importantly,
提高了我帝国的地位 for promoting the values of our great land,
特此任命您为 I name you
王公贵族 Peer of the Realm.
谢谢您，女王陛下 Thank you, Your Majesty.
作为回报，我希望 I would like, in turn,
向一直激励我的小姐表示敬意 to pay homage to the woman who inspired me
其卓越的 throughout this long adventure...
良好的品德 Whose exceptional and plentiful qualities
令我赞赏 command my admiration
令我由衷钦佩 and my respect...
她的美丽如此耀眼 Whose radiant beauty dazzles so brightly
仿佛 that she could, all alone,
独自在浓雾中为迷路的船只照亮方向的灯塔 serve as a beacon to ships lost in the fog...
她优雅的身段 Whose graceful figure
令我赞叹 promises voluptuous delights...
她撩人的双唇 and whose sensual lips
呼唤着我热情的拥抱 cry out for passionate embraces.
爱上她，是我的快乐幸福 爱情让我眩晕 She who is my joy, my folly, she who makes my head spin...
奥菲莉娅，我终于鼓起勇气向你坦露心意 Ophelia, I waited far too long to make this declaration,
我爱你，只有你能让我幸福 I love you. Nothing would make me happier...
别说了，快亲我！ Oh, shut up and kiss me!
麻烦大了 I'm in for trouble.
奥比里克斯先生 Mr. Obelix!
嗯？ Yes?
一位绅士在社交活动上 When a gentleman abandons a lady, slap bang
扔下女士离席 in the midst of a social event,
使女士蒙羞 遭受其朋友的嘲笑 humiliating the lady and inflicting the mockery of her friends...
轻率的做法有损绅士行事风格 the affront is so great that he cannot be considered a gentleman...
除非 Unless,
当时情况特殊，女王陛下处于危险之中 of course, Her Majesty's safety is at stake.
因此，唯独这次破例 In that case, and in that case only,
原谅他 he can, very exceptionally, be excused.
谢谢 Thank you.
但是 But...
我想，从内心上讲，我是个高卢人 I think that deep down, I'm a real Gaul.
我是不列颠人 And I a real Briton.
该说再见了，奥比里克斯 The time has come for us to say farewell, Obelix.
我们一起经历了很多 And in the name of everything we have shared,
我该把我学到的 I shall lay aside
原则放一边 the principles of my education
请允许我 and allow myself to...
和您握手 shake your hand.
那种感觉 It's...
仿佛脱胎换骨一样 In any case, I'll never be the same again.
阿斯泰利克斯，总有一天，你也会堕入爱河的 You'll see, Asterix, you'll fall in love one clay too.
知道了知道了 我认识了很多人 Ok, ok. I've made lots of contacts.
我很快乐 I'm so happy-
这种感觉很特别 It's extraordinary.
不列颠是个神奇的国家，你说呢？ The energy here is amazing, don't you think?
什么？ Excuse me?
我说，这里的气氛不可思议 I said, the energy here is amazing.
请原谅，凯撒大帝 Forgive me, O Caesar,
不列颠战役一章的结尾 but for the end of the chapter on the British campaign...
该怎么写？ what should I write?
经过几周的围攻 After several weeks of siege,
不列颠女王和她的士兵向凯撒大帝投降 the Queen of the Britons and her soldiers surrendered to Caesar,
凯撒大帝宽宏大量，饶恕了他们的性命 who, showing magnanimity, spared their lives
起航踏上新的征程 and sailed onto new conquests.
但是 But...
有什么问题？ What? Is something wrong?
没有 No, no...
“高卢英雄历险记” "The Adventures of Asterix..."
怎么可能 Now I've heard it all.